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Sunday, November 05, 2006
Taj Mahal
Located at the city of Agra in the State of Uttar Pradesh, the Taj Mahal is one of the most beautiful masterpieces of architecture in the world. Agra, situated about 200 km south of New Delhi, was the Capital of the Mughals (Moguls), the Muslim Emperors who ruled Northern India between the sixteenth and nineteenth centuries. The Mughals were the descendents of two of the most skilled warriors in history: the Turks and the Mongols. The Mughal dynasty reached its highest strength and fame during the reign of their early Emperors, Akbar, Jehangir, and Shah Jehan.
It was Shah Jehan who ordered the building of the Taj, in honor of his wife, Arjumand Banu who later became known as Mumtaz Mahal, the Distinguished of the Palace. Mumtaz and Shah Jehan were married in 1612 and, over the next 18 years, had 14 children together. The Empress used to accompany her husband in his military campaigns, and it was in 1630, in Burhanpur, that she gave birth to her last child, for she died in childbirth. So great was the Emperor love to his wife that he ordered the building of the most beautiful mausoleum on Earth for her.
Although it is not known for sure who planned the Taj, the name of an Indian architect of Persian descent, Ustad Ahmad Lahori, has been cited in many sources. As soon as construction began in 1630, masons, craftsmen, sculptors, and calligraphers were summoned from Persia, the Ottoman Empire, and Europe to work on the masterpiece. The site was chosen near the Capital, Agra on the southwest bank of the River Yamuna. The architectural complex is comprised of five main elements: the Darwaza or main gateway, the Bageecha or garden, the Masjid or mosque, the Naqqar Khana or rest house, and the Rauza or the Taj Mahal mausoleum. The actual Tomb is situated inside the Taj.
The unique mughal style combines elements of Persian, Central Asian, and Islamic architecture. Most impressive are the black and white chessboard marble floor, the four tall minarets (40 m high) at the corners of the structure, and the majestic dome in the middle. On closer look, the lettering of the Quran verses around the archways appears to be uniform, regardless of their height. The lettering spacing and density has been customized to give this impression to the beholder. Other illusionary effects have been accounted for in the geometry of the tomb and the tall minarets. The impressive pietra dura artwork includes geometric elements, plants and flowers, mostly common in Islamic architecture. The level of sophistication in artwork becomes obvious when one realizes that a 3 cm decorative element contains more than 50 inlaid gemstones.
Friday, November 03, 2006
SMS JOKES PACK 1
1.
If a married woman is called
"polo... The mint with a hole"
Then what's an unmarried
woman called...?
"CENTER FRESH"
2 make it straight, she pulls it
2 make it stand, she holds it
2 make it smooth, she licks it
2 make it enter, she pushes it in
it is not easy 2 thread a needle.
3.
Q: What is the similirity
between SEX and SHOPPING?
A: MAN can not hold both
for more than 5 minutes.
4.
A Guy picks up a girl 4
the date, Why are u wearing
ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that
I wouldn't let you touch me
below my belt.
5.
Q: Why men walk more
and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
and women have four lips!
6.
A man stands nude in front
of a mirror n examins
himself n says: 2 inches more
& I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says:
2 inches less & you'll be
a queen.
7.
Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: Cuz its there way of saying,
'In memory of those who were buried
here!
Thursday, November 02, 2006
A Perfect Man And A Perfect Woman
perfect men and a perfect woman met on a perfect day.
After some perfect dates they had a perfect wedding.
One night during Christmas they drove there perfect car on a dangerous road, but suddenly they saw a man on the side of the road, and because they are perfect they stopped for him and they discovered that that man is Santa, and he is carrying a bag of gifts.
Santa got in the car and they drove away.
After a couple of minutes there was an accident and 2 of them died. Only the woman survived...
Why did the woman survived, you ask?... because the perfect man and Santa does not existent.
If you are a woman: Stop reading here.
If you are a man: If the perfect man and Santa does not exist, that means that the woman was driving and that explains the accident.
If you are a woman and you kept reading: You just proved that women wont listen!
After some perfect dates they had a perfect wedding.
One night during Christmas they drove there perfect car on a dangerous road, but suddenly they saw a man on the side of the road, and because they are perfect they stopped for him and they discovered that that man is Santa, and he is carrying a bag of gifts.
Santa got in the car and they drove away.
After a couple of minutes there was an accident and 2 of them died. Only the woman survived...
Why did the woman survived, you ask?... because the perfect man and Santa does not existent.
If you are a woman: Stop reading here.
If you are a man: If the perfect man and Santa does not exist, that means that the woman was driving and that explains the accident.
If you are a woman and you kept reading: You just proved that women wont listen!
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Women and their secret point system
WOMEN, AND THEIR SECRET "POINTS" SYSTEM
This is so you guys out there finally understand the "points" system....
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
IMPORTANT: You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+ But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you think you have?
Good luck!
Popeye's mother found
There has been breakthrough in search for popeye's mother......many scientists believe this could be the missing link between humans & cartoons.....
ehaahaaahaaaaa!!!...heehehehehe
How Innocent are you?
TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?
Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.
What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!
So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child... now... If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupt and you probably need help, you psycho!!
Illusion
| If you are near to this picture, Mr Angry is on the left and Mrs Calm is on the right. If you view it from a distance, they switch places!  |
Interesting expansions
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
The Human Mind.... ( Really Interesting!!!)
try this - really amazing....
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color: PINK
If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to GREEN
Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture...
After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating.
It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear.
This should be proof enough to remind us:
We don't always see what we think we see...
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM!
How a Sardar protects his slippers
AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SLIPPERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE or TEMPLE? ---
FOLLOW THE SAME METHOD AS THIS
GENIUS SARDAR!--
E-Mail ID'S of Bollywood Stars
AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com
AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv
AnilKapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com
SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.com
ShahRukhKhan: over_emotions@mostmovies.com
RamGopalVarma: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in
SunilShetty: hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com
AamirKhan: whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com
AamirKhan(alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com
SaifAliKhan: goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com
HritikRoshan: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com
HritikRoshan(alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com
AjayDevgan: finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com
BobbyDeol: noone_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com
Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address is a secret.
Urmila: ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com
MallikaSherawat: I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com
AmishaPatel: Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com
KareenaKapoor: oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com
Raveena Tandon: waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Snakes 4D !! DO NOT PLAY IT
there's this game nokia invented called SNAKES 4D,it's kinda cool because of it's cool true life graphics.but unfortunately the 4D graphics has caused this trouble to occur:
research found that this problem only happens when you make a game over.
perhaps we should consider this problem a moral,"play like a pro or never be a pro"
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